He found his gym socks in the garbage covered in something less than savory. When he asked his girlfriend about it, she started yelling at him and cried, then left.
Nothing Seemed Unusual at First
The Original Poster (OP) has been leading a normal life with his girlfriend (S) for a few months, and everything seemed fine until a strange incident occurred.
Moved In Together
They moved in together and shared household responsibilities, but S always insisted on doing the laundry.
She Insists On Doing the Laundry
She often asked him to do something else while she handled the laundry, and he didn’t mind it.
OP always kept his socks and underwear in the bottom drawer of the dresser, and since he frequently went to the gym, he had several pairs of clean gym socks.
This morning, he couldn’t find his gym socks and noticed his drawer only had several pairs of dress socks.
He assumed they were in the laundry and checked the basket, washing machine, and dryer, but they were all empty.
An Embarrassed Reaction
When he confronted S about the socks, she became silent and red-faced before running out of the room.
He followed her and reassured her that he wasn’t mad, but she still wouldn’t talk.
When OP pressed her about it, she became angry and offered to buy him new socks.
He assumed she might have destroyed them while washing, so he joked about it, but she started crying uncontrollably.
Trying to Calm the Situation
He sat with her and tried to calm her down, but she kept apologizing and offering to buy him new socks.
As he left for work, he noticed a small plastic bag on top of the garbage can outside, and it contained several pairs of his gym socks covered in what appeared to be faeces.
He was horrified and wondered whose it was since they didn’t have any pets or kids.
OP couldn’t concentrate at work and went back home to confront S. When he showed her the bag, she became angry and accused him of going through the garbage.
She Leaves Upset
He asked her if the poop was hers, and she ran out of the house sobbing.
A Disturbing Thought
OP found himself sitting on his bed with a bag of faeces-covered socks. He has no idea what to do or say when S returns.
He can only assume she used his socks after going to the bathroom, and the thought alone is disturbing.
A Weird Discovery
He later discovered that the reason she always takes care of the laundry is that she hides that she uses socks to wipe herself, particularly her own.
S’s rationale is that she is a germaphobe and anxious about toilet paper tearing and getting her hands dirty in any way. She uses socks because they cover her entire hand.
Once she is done with them, she disposes of them. She resorted to using his socks because she didn’t have any other socks available.
Readers Cannot Believe It
One Redditor simply wrote, “Get a bidet.”
Another said, “I don’t understand – she can’t just buy gloves? Does she have to use socks? She could just wear a glove and use toilet paper normally…so expensive…”
One Redditor advised, “She needs to see a psychiatrist.”
What do you think? How would you react if you found out your significant other was doing something like this? Share you comments!
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